Happy Aprils Fools Day!

Q: Why can't horses dance?
A: Because they have 2 left feet.

An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep ditch on the side of a country road. Luckily a farmer happened by with his big old horse named Benny. The man asked for help. The farmer said Benny could pull his car out. So he backed Benny up and hitched Benny to the man's car bumper. Then he yelled, "Pull, Nellie, pull." Benny didn't move. Then he yelled, "Come on, pull Ranger." Still, Benny didn't move. Then he yelled really loud, "Now pull, Fred, pull hard." Benny just stood there. Then the farmer nonchalantly said, "OK, Benny, pull." Benny pulled the car out of the ditch. The man was very appreciative but curious. He asked the farmer why he called his horse by the wrong name three times. The farmer said, "Oh, Benny is blind, and if he thought he was the only horse pulling he wouldn't even try."

Q: What do you call a pony with a sore throat?
A: A little hoarse.

There was a famous jockey that never lost a race. When asked how he achieved this feat he replied, "I whisper in the horse's ear: Roses are red, violets are blue. Horses that lose are made into glue."

Q: What do you give a sick horse?
A: Cough stirrup.

Q: What's a horse's favorite sport?
A: Stable Tennis

Q: Why did the horse go behind the tree?
A: To change his jockeys.

Have a great Aprils Fools Day!